Jokes on Men

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Men!!
Men!!
Men!!
If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!๐Ÿ˜›
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!๐Ÿ˜ซ
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive๐Ÿ™Ž
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing  (For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up 
 
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
A: Who cares??? Just throw them
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Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!  
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt  seen either 

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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving 
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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!! 

๐Ÿ’

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! 

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !!
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