General Life Jokes - Facts or Fiction

I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
our new generation

head phones
to give respect!
What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt…..?
Both don’t care for INDIANS…!!!
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”
His honest reply,
India is running on trial and error……..
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!
Helper required..
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain… __________________________________
Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.
Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…! __________________________________
What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I’m your friend naa..
Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!! __________________________________