Some more jokes

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What is the similarity between Media And Wife ?
Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...😀

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.:😛

Who are MEN?                                     Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !!          
                              
And who are Women ??
Who go to heaven & say " apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!!
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki "Talash" me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai.. 

Aaj  ka  SUVICHAR ....
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"BADAAM khaane se utni
          Akkal  nahi aati" ...
"Jitni shadi ke bad
          Aati hai... " 😆

Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai..?

Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai