A boy was in detention from talking too much when the teacher was talking.
The detention teacher said, "You have to produce a 1000 word essay in 30 seconds...GO!!" The boy actually did it. How?
Note: He did not just write "A 1000 word essay" on his paper.
You'll have to be a little more clever than that.
The boy knew the common saying, "A picture is worth a thousand words".
So he drew a Picture.