Star signs after getting Drunk

Starsigns after getting drunk...
And this is really true....read on n enjoy 
ARIES- Can get super loud  and rude after drinking ....can create a scene

Taurus- These are generally graceful ppl even aftr drinking a lot...they never misbehave 😇
Gemini- May drink a lot and may nt talk a lot...they like to hv a gud time though like they may sing loudly whn drunk
Cancer- They can drink very fast....may instigate othrs to drink as well. Forget when to stop 😅
Virgo- Are moderate drinkers....never lose control...but they can be very funny whn drunk
Libra- They go all crazy whn drunk. Although they will never overstep their mark....always in control 
Scorpio- Can get very nasty whn drunk...be careful of a drunk scorpio....diff to control one 😈
Leo- They will drink more if you stop them. Are most likely to participate in drinking competitions 😎
Sagitarius- are  heavy drinkers...they always know how much they can handle....get very hyper and talkative aftr drinking 
Capricorn- They are moderate drinkers who really knw how to hv fun. May get super naughty whn drunk 
Pisces- They are knock out drinkers but only with best pals....can vomit aftr getting very drunk 
Aquarius- Can drink a lot and not get drunk at the same time. But once they are drunk they will go on laughing and blabbering 😛

Kind Managers

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".
"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."#
The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost  1 meter high!"
Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS

Prime Ministers of India

Is it True or False ?

During Increment Time

During increment time
  Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She   crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!
Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed


Crack d question below what is the name of the dog

Crack d below question ..

Mr. Ryan went to the Market with his Dog..
He rode on a horse to the Market, Yet Walked...
The horse's name was victory and dog was from south africa....
What is the Name of the Dog  that went to the Market??
If you Get the Answer, Your IQ is off the Hook,
This is an IAS question
Solve this, if u r brilliant.

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Guess English Idioms whatsapp quiz

Whatsapp Emoticons quiz about "Guess English Idioms"

Guess the English Idioms from the given whatsapp Emoticons / Smileys / Stickers / Symbols and give your answers in the comments.

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Ek chor aur bacha

Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ...
bacche ki aankh  khul gayi ...
aur baccha bola:

School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga 

Guess the Young Stars of Bollywood

Whatsapp quiz about "Guess the Young Stars of Bollywood"

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Clever answers

Hoshiyar Husband
Wife : Subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala?
Husband : Tere Baap ne kaha tha "Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarah hai ise Murjhane mat dena"....
Super Insults:
Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!

A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum...?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . . Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..
😎
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

Ultimate Hit!!
Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
.
"Vidhwa Aurat....

BJP Cabinet & their Portfolios 2014

BJP Modi Cabinet and their Portfolios

S.no	Portfolio	Name
Cabinet Ministers
1	Prime Minister and also in-charge of the Ministries/Departments not specifically allocated to the charge of any Minister	Narendra Modi
	Personnel, Public Grievances and Pensions
	Department of Atomic Energy Department of Space
2	Home Affairs	Rajnath Singh
3	External Affairs, Overseas Indian Affairs	Sushma Swaraj
4	Finance, Corporate Affairs, Defence	Arun Jaitley
5	Urban Development Housing, Urban Poverty Alleviation, Parliamentary Affairs	M Venkaiah Naidu
6	Road Transport, Highways Shipping	Nitin Gadkari
7	Railways	D V Sadananda Gowda
8	Water Resources, River Development and Ganga Rejuvenation	Uma Bharati
9	Minority Affairs	Dr Najma A Heptulla
10	Rural Development, Panchayati Raj, Drinking Water and Sanitation	Gopinath Munde
11	Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution	Ram Vilas Paswan
12	Micro, Small and Medium Enterprises	Kalraj Mishra
13	Women and Child Development	Maneka Gandhi
14	Chemicals and Fertilizers	Ananth Kumar
15	Communications and Information Technology, Law and Justice	Ravi Shankar Prasad
16	Civil Aviation	Ashok Gajapathi Raju Pusapati
17	Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises	Anant Geete
18	Food Processing Industries	Harsimrat Kaur Badal
19	Mines Steel Labour and Employment	Narendra Singh Tomar
20	Tribal Affairs	Jual Oram
21	Agriculture	Radha Mohan Singh
22	Social Justice and Empowerment	Thaawar Chand Gehlot
23	Human Resource Development	Smriti Irani
24	Health and Family Welfare	Dr Harsh Vardhan
Ministers of State with Independent Charge
1	Development of North Eastern Region, External Affairs, Overseas Indian Affairs	General VK Singh
2	Planning, Statistics and Programme Implementation, Defence	Inderjit Singh Rao
3	Textiles, Parliamentary Affairs, Water Resources, River Development and Ganga Rejuvenation	Santosh Kumar Gangwar
4	Culture and Tourism	Shripad Yesso Naik
5	Petroleum and Natural Gas	Dharmendra Pradhan
6	Skill Development, Entrepreneurship, Youth Affairs and Sports	Sarbananda Sonowal
7	Information and Broadcasting Environment, Forest and Climate Change, Parliamentary Affairs	Prakash Javadekar
8	Power, Coal, New and Renewable Energy	Piyush Goyal
9	Science and Technology Earth Sciences Prime Minister Office Personnel, Public Grievances & Pensions Department of Atomic Energy, Department of Space	Jitendra Singh
10	Commerce and Industry, Finance Corporate Affairs	Nirmala Sitharaman
Ministers of State
1	Civil Aviation	GM Siddeshwara
2	Railways	Manoj Sinha
3	Chemicals and Fertilizers	Nihalchand
4	Rural Development Panchayati Raj Drinking Water and Sanitation	Upendra Kushwaha
5	Heavy Industries and Public Enterprises	Radhakrishnan P
6	Home Affairs	Kiren Rijiju
7	Road Transport and Highways Shipping	Krishan Pal
8	Agriculture, Food Processing Industries	Dr Sanjeev Kumar Balyan
9	Tribal Affairs	Mansukhbhai Dhanjibhai Vasava
10	Consumer Affairs, Food and Public Distribution	Raosaheb Dadarao Danve
11	Mines, Steel, Labour and Employment	Vishnu Deo Sai
12	Social Justice and Empowerment	Sudarshan Bhagat

Guess these TV Reality Shows Whatsapp quiz

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Guess the Famous TV Shows guys lets start

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Interesting !
Guess the Famous TV Shows ? from the given Whatsapp Stickers / Smileys / Emoticons and give your answers in the Comment Section
Guys lets Start !!

Interesting 💫Guess the famous TV Show's ? Guys lets start👍
1.😜😄😺🌃⛺vd🏆il.
2.🎉 🐇ga💰💸💶💷
3.💃👯💃👯
4.💺👀🚎.   🚌
5.💌📝😫 🚵🏇🏂🏊
6.😳👀 d
7.🚪e🌙
8.☕ wd 👂
9.👉🔑 💸💶
10. 🇮🇳 👀👸
11.🇮🇳 🐐  📞🐜
12.😭😢😹at✅4⃣
13.☑✔✅mev 👏
14.⭐k mah👋ka🔄😎

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Maa ka Chamcha

Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?
Kid-Both
Papa- 😐No tell me 1?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris
Whr will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- 😕It means u like ur mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa-  Jaa bey Maa key Chamche  jaa school jaa
😛😛

Man Woman Donkeys

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!
Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Enjoy new math 😂😂.

Entire Nirma team now in Parliament

Why Indian Women have red dot on their forehead

This is hilarious...
A foreigner asked Indian Husband,
"Why Indian Women have Red Dot  on their forehead ?"
Indian replied,
"Because they Record everything.."😆😆😆😆😆
Every time you talk to ur wife, ur mind should remember that....... 'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality purpose  And can Be used against U even after 30 years .... 😆😆😆😆😆

Guess and name a few Indian States and Cities

Test your Intelligence:
These are a few Indian states n cities...
guess n name them...

1. Great Country.
2. Royal palace.
3. Mr. City.
4. Rhythm of Eyes.
5. Face.
6. Unmarried Girl.
7. No Zip.
8. Go and come.
9. Answer state.
10. Do drama.
11. Make juice.
12. Green state.
13. Kings Coat
14. Don't sing here

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Guess the Names of the Following Websites

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Tiger Shroff look alike

Guess the places names from the clues

Whatsapp Quiz about Guess the Name of the Places from the Clues :
1. Damp City
2. Wheel Village
3. Banyan Village
4. Husband Door
5. Fox City
6. Curd Village
7. God Fort
8. Body Village
9. Elbow Village
10. Pole Village
11. Temple Village
12. Bracelate
13. Tree City
14. Stone City
15. Mango City
16. Elephant City
17. God City
18. Golden City

Answer Fast!!!!!??

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The new Monalisa

1st Intl correction... France changed Monalisa's name and attire to Monaben after Modi's victory

Rajnikant and Modi conversation

Guess Hindi Movies based on English Translation

Guess the HINDI MOVIE names
based on these ENGLISH TRANSLATION :-

1. Nurture
2. Man
3. Trident
4. Drunkard
5. Something something is happening
6. Say that there is love
7. Still the heart remains Indian
8. Neither do u know,nor do I
9. The brave-heart shall take the bride
10. Enemy
11. Bullet king
12. Laugh hanging
13. Gardener
14. Illusionist
15. We have already given our heart

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Modi is coming McDonalds

Congress whatsapp group

Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats - they can now make a whatsapp group without leaving any MP out. 😃😃😃😉 😂😂😂😂

Professional Life

Frustrated professional life-
Boss: kaha Gaye the ?
Employee: Baal katwane
Boss: office hours me ?
Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: Ganja ho kr toh nahi aaya hu...jitne office me badhe the utne hee katwaye hai .

Singles Badminton Tournament

Singles Badminton tournament is held at a Company,
a total of 32 players participated in the tournament.
If a player is eliminated as soon as the player loses a match.
How many matches are required to declare the winner?

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Identify the Diseases Whatsapp quiz

Whatsapp Emoticons quiz about "Identify the Diseases"

Identify d diseases from the given whatsapp smileys and emoticons and give your answers in the comments section.

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Girl's Intelligence

Height of Girl's Intelligency……
.
.
Girl calls the Help Desk to complain a
computer problem..
.
.
Girl: "When I type computer
password, it just shows star star
star star.. Whatz the hell ??
.
.
.
Help Desk: "Mam, those stars are to
protect you, so that if a person standing behind
u, they can't read
your password..."
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl: " Aww Yeah, but stars appear even when
there is no one standing
behind me ....

There are 7 thieves

Hey come on its quiz time now
There are 7 thieves..
They stole diamonds from diamond merchant & run away in jungle..
While on runin Night sets in & they decide to rest in jungle..
When everybody's asleep two of them who r closest frnds get up & decide to divide the diamonds among them & run away..
So they start distributing bt they found that one diamond was extra..
So they decide to wake up 3rd one & divide diamonds ägäin.. Only to their surprise they stil find one diamond extra..
So they decide to wake up fourth..
Ägäin one diamond is spare..
5th woken up.. Stil one extra!!
6th.. Stil one extra..
Now they wake up 7th one & diamonds are distributed equally..
How many diamonds in total they stole??

Prize winning Message of the year

Prize winning message of the year-.
A man was asked by GOD : "What would you choose - Parkinsons disease (haath kaapna) or Alzimers(yaadaast khona) ?"
The man chose Parkinsons & said : "Its better to spill half glass of whisky..than to forget where the bottles are kept"


Seat allocation

Congress : 340 Seats
AAP : 40 Seats
Congress Alliances : 90 seats
Individual : 10 seats
BJP+ : 3 seats (Sushma Swaraj, Advani, MM
Joshi)
Third Front and rest : 60 seats
P.S : This is the seat allocation for Mr.Digvijay
Singh's marriage,
Kindly don't confuse this with
Loksabha elections
😛😛

Girls will be girls


Girls will be girls..!!
Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:
"Come to the front gate of my apartment where you drop me, look for flat 9A,you will find a lift on your right. Hit 9 with your ELBOW.....get out of the lift, you will find my flat on left....hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I get the door for you..."
Boyfriend says,"Dear, that seems easy but why am I hitting  buttons with my elbows?
Girlfriend,"0MG! Are you coming empty handed..?"
Boyfriend speechless..!!


16 men can finish a job in 16 days

16 men can finish a job in 16 days,
If after 4 days manpower is increased by 14,
then How many days will be needed to finish the job?

–In Hindi–
16 aadmi 1 kaam ko 16 dino me pura karte hai
agar 4 din baad ussi kaam ke liye 14 aadmi bada dete hain
toh kitne dino me kaam pura hoga?

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Three light switches outside a room

Outside a room there are three light switches.
One of the switches is connected to a light bulb inside the room.
The room’s door is closed and you cannot see any light until you open the door.
Each of the three switches can be either ‘ON’ or ‘OFF’.
You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room. (Note: you can enter the room only once.)
Find out which switch controls the bulb inside the room??

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GM msg 100514

Sumtyms hurting is needed 2 mk u grow,
Failure is needed 2mk u know.,
Loss is needed2 mk u gain,
Coz some lessons r bst wen learnt thru pain....
Good Morning 

Excellent Inspiring Message

Excellent Inspiring Message:
A Businessman who lost everything in a fire
placed a Sign Board:
"Everything burnt but luckily
faith & confidence
undamaged.
Business starts tomorrow."
BEST MSG
 Superb Attitude for Life!

Log 👥 hamare bare me kya sochte hain,
Agar yeh bhi hum hi sochenge toh phir log kya sochenge..!
Jiyo bindas... 
🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
Someone asked Life:
Why are you so difficult???
Life Smiled  and said
"You people never appreciate easy things" 

Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you 👤 deserve peace... 😇

Unbelievable fact!! 
Our body is full of water  but wherever it hurts,
BLOOD comes out.
& Our heart is full of blood but whenever it hurts,
TEARS comes out... 

If you have a "Magnetic" personality and yet people don't get attracted to you, it's not your fault...
They have "IRON" deficiency in their bodies... 

Coolest msg. . . . . .
"If we sleep on flowers ,
its called our First Night"
"If flowers sleep on us, its called our Last Night"
Reality of life... 


Stress and Tension in Life

Worth reading- 
A group of friends visited their old university professor.
Conversation soon turned to complaints about
'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life.
Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups !!!
(Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones......)

When all of them had a Cup in Hand,
the professor said:-
"If you noticed-
all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up,
leaving - behind the ordinary ones !!
Everyone of you wanted the Best CUPS,
&
that is the source of your STRESS & TENSION !!
What you really wanted was
"Coffee", not the "Cup" !
But you still went for the Best Cup.
If Life is Coffee ;
Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc.  are the Cups !!!
They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life.
Please Don't Let the CUPS Drive you !!
Enjoy the COFFEE ......!!!

Pappu walked into a Bar

Pappu, walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, "Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!"
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.
When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, "Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!"
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Pappu is "The Man".
When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again:
"Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay for my meals and drinks, I want everyone else to pay for theirs!". . .
Pappu's funeral is tomorrow at 10 am

Kya aapke toothpaste mein Namak hai

2010-kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?
2013-kya aapke toothpaste me nimbu aur namak hai?
2016-kya aapke toothpaste me nimbu,namak aur chaat masala hai?
2020-kya aapke toothpaste me dal fry,rice,namak,nimbu,mirchi,papad....etc hai?
2021-kya aapke mu me daat hai??
Nahi?toh...
Le aaeye naye COLGATE READYMADE TEETH!

Unbeatable Fact good day msg

Unbeatable Fact
When U are Happy,
U enjoy the music
.
.
.
When U are sad,
U understand lyrics.......... Good day

I'm an 8 letter word

Challenge for all masterminds!!
I'm An 8 Letter Word.
First 4 Is The Question,
2 3 4 Protects Our Head,
5 6 7 Is A Liquid In Tree
7 & 8 R Same Letters.
Who Am I ?

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Crack ur brain X is a 7 letter word

Crack ur brain.

X is a 7 letter word
X is impossible 4 GOD,
new babies lyk X better than milk,
the poor have X and the rich look for X from the poor,
if u eat X u will die,
X is more important than ur life.
I swear with my life I will give u X if u get d answer.

What is X???
Only 2% Students solved this in IAS exam.

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Extraordinary Person GM msg

Appreciate yourself positively before doing anything..
You will find a lot of changes in your performance..!!
"Become an Extraordinary Person."
"Good morning"

Have faith GM msg

''When you don't have faith in yourself, then you can't have faith in other's also..
To cross a bridge,you have 2 trust your legs & then the bridge"
Good Morning & Hv A Nice Day.

Sukhi ho toh 2kg gili ho toh 1kg


Is swaal ka jwaab de dia to hm aapko whtsapp king kahenge.
Q-ek chij aisi hai jo
sukhi ho to 2kg.
gili ho to 1kg.
or
jal jae to 3kg.
its challenge for u !!
"Challange For all group
Time limit 1days


Laws of Daily Life

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

💮 Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes  is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
💮 Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
💮 Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
💮 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
💮Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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💮 Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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💮 Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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💮 Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...
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💮 Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never start on time
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💮  Law of exam
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance,  first question will be from that page only. 

Answers to Guess d Names of these Alcohols Brands whatsapp quiz

Question of Guess the Alcohol Brand Names whatsapp quiz
Answers to Guess d Names of these Alcohol Brands whatsapp quiz

1. Kingfisher
2. Blackdog
3. Old Monk
4. Teachers
5. Bacardi
6. 8 PM
7. Royal Challenge
8. Blue Label
9. London Pillsnor
10. Bagpiper
11. McDowell’s
12. Imperial Blue

Answers to Give a word which fulfills both the meanings

Question to Give a word which fulfills both the meanings whatsapp quiz
Answers to Give a word which fulfills both the meanings whatsapp quiz
Answers to Word with Two Meanings

1. Natraj
2. Cancer
3. Santoor
4. Maruti
5. Cherry
6. Apple
7. Surya
8. Metro
9. Citizen
10. Himalaya
11. Kingfisher
12. Diesel
13. Neem / Babool
14. Taj Mahal

Never Mess with Kids

Never Mess with Kids :
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The
man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a
question... Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer
excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?
Man: I don't know.
Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss
nuclear issues when you dont know shit.. 

Husband calls from delhi

HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
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SERVANT picked the phone.





HUSBAND: Memsaab  se baat karao 





SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre 🚪mein hai





HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon 





SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?






HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko  Mai hold karta hoon 





After killing..🔪
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 





HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....






SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
😯
HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??





SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...





HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number  

Answers to Identify these Rhymes whatsapp quiz

Question of Identify these Rhymes from the whatsapp emoticons quiz
Answers to Identify these Nursery Rhymes whatsapp quiz

1. Three Blind Mice
2. One two buckle my shoe
3. Incy Vincy Spider
4. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
5. Ringa Ringa Roses
6. Row, Row, Row your boat
7. Rock a bye baby
8. Hickory Dickory Dock
9.
10. London bridge is falling down

Answers to Identify the Food Items

Question to Identify the Food Items from the given Whatsapp Quiz
Answers to Identify the Food Items
1.
2.
3. Sizzler
4. Dusheri Aam
5.
6.
7. Lauki
8.
9. Tomato Soup
10.
11. Straberry Milkshake
12.
13.

We see these 4 things daily - correct spellings

We see these 4 things daily
(Yeh 4 cheeze hum roz dekhte hai)
1. pturecmo
2. bokeacfo
3. ihbugtlet
4. tpsasurl

Correct the spellings

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Ek Ladke ne apna naam English me bataya

Ek LADKE ne apna naam English me aise bataya. (one boy told this as his name)
<flower animal politician+fruit >
Uska Naam Hindi me Kya hoga ?
What’s App EXPERT ho to Answer Do.
Dimag Lagao, Gyan Badhao.

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Facebook Status updates and replies

A Girl's facebook status:
"Today I travelled in Bus after long time."
Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes:
1. Awww, so sweet..!!!
2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!!
4. You went without me..?
5. Wonderful dear..!!!
6. Superlike..
7. Be safe in bus ha...!!!!
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A Boy's Facebook status:
"Today I travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments left by same Male friends with one like...
1. Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2. Bus yahi teri aukat hai.!!
3. Kamine ab auto mein bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..?
4. Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!
5. Usi bus ka conductor bun ja kutte.
And the best one is...
6. Ticket kharida ki nahi bhikhari? 

Answers to Guess name of a few Indian States and Cities

Question to Guess the names of a few Indian States and Cities
Answer to Guess the names of a few Indian States and Cities :
1. Maha-rashtra
2. Raja-sthan
3. Sri-nagar
4. Naini-tal
5. Surat
6. Kanya-kumari
7. Chen-nai
8. Goa
9. Uttar-Pradesh
10. Kar-nataka
11. Banaras
12. Haryana
13. Raj-Kot
14. Na-ga-land

Answers to Guess these Reality Shows whatsapp puzzle

Question to Guess these Reality TV shows whatsapp puzzle
Answers to Guess these Reality TV shows whatsapp puzzle

1. Indian Idol
2. Master Chef
3. Jhalak Dikhla Ja
4. Emotional Atyachaar
5. India'S Dancing Super Star
6. Nach Baliye
7. Kaun Banega Crorepati
8. 10 Ka Dum
9. Comedy Circus
10. Khatron Ke Khiladi

How to play with Stats !

I think we have stumbled on to something... What do you think?
Health
(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.
(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that
kills you.

Answers to Guess the Famous TV Shows

Question to "Guess the Famous TV Shows" Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz
Answers to Guess the Famous TV Shows Whatsapp Emoticons Quiz

1. Comedy Nights With Kapil
2. Kaun Banega Crorepati
3. Dance India Dance
4. Big Boss (not sure)
5. Khatro Ke Khiladi
6. CID
7. Doremon
8. Coffee With Karan
9. Aap ki Adaalat (daulat) / Pokemon
10. India Idol
11. India Got Talent
12. Emotional Atyachar
13. Satyamev Jayate
14. Tarak Mahta Ka Oolta Chashma

Don't overreact in every situation!

In a factory: A man standing on the floor
and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave
15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time,
This is ur 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left............
Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir"..
Moral: Don't overreact in every situation!

Answers to Guess the names of the Following Websites

Question to Guess the names of the following websites
Answers to Guess the names of the following websites:
1. Facebook
2. Skype
3. Four Square
4. Google plus
5. Yahoo
6. Youtube
7. Book my show
8. Ibibo
9. Hotmail
10. Wikipedia

Answers to Identify d diseases whatsapp quiz

Question to Identify the Diseases whatsapp emoticons quiz
Answers to Identify the Diseases whasapp stickers quiz
1. Hypertension
2. Malaria
3. Filariasis
4. Chickengunia
5. Vertigo
6. Carcinoma
7. Migraine
8. Appendicitis
9. Hernia
10. Typhoid
11. No clue, put your answer in comments
12. Syphilis
13. Kala azar
14. Eczema
15. No clue, put your answer in comments
16. Tennis Elbow

Answers to Guess the Young Stars of Bollywood

Question of Guess the Young Stars of Bollywood whatsapp quiz
Answers to Guess the Young Stars of Bollywood whatsapp quiz
1. Ayushman Khurana
2. Ranbir Kapoor
3. Alia Bhatt
4. Deepika Padukone
5. Ranveer Singh
6. Kangana ranawat
7. Varun Dhawan
8. Siddharth Malhotra
9. Parineeti Chopra
10. Sonam Kapoor
11. Sonakshi sinha
12. Priyanka Chopra

Answers to Guess Hindi Movie names based on English Translation

Question of Whatsapp quiz " Guess Hindi Movie Names based on English Translation "
Answers to Guess Hindi Movie names based on English Translation whatsapp quiz
1. Parvarish
2. Aadmi
3. Trishul
4. Sharabi
5. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
6. Kaho Naa Pyaar Hai
7. Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
8. Naa Tum Jano, Naa Hum
9. Dilwale Dulhania Lejayenge
10. Dushman
11. Bullet Raja
12. Hasee Toh Phasee
13. Baghban
14. Jaadugar
15. Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

Answers to Guess English Idioms Whatsapp quiz

Question of Guess English Idioms whatsapp quiz
Answers to Guess English Idioms whatsapp quiz
1. It’S Raining Cats And Dogs.
2. Piece Of Cake.
3. Money Does Not Grow On Trees.
4. Don’T Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch.
5. Don’T Play Games With Fire
6. Let’S Call It A Day.
7. Apple Of Your Eyes.
8. Once In A Blue Moon.
9. Killing Two Birds With One Stone.
10. Speak Of The Devil.

What is section 370 of india kashmir

What is section 370.?
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● Jammu - Kashmir's citizens have dual citizenship.
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● Jammu - Kashmir's national flag is different.
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Jammu - Kashmir' Legislative Assembly's term is 6 years
Whereas its 5 years for the States of India
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● In Jammu - Kashmir its not a crime to insult India's national flag or the national Symbols.!
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● The order of the Supreme Court of India are not valid in Jammu - Kashmir.
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● Parliament of India may make laws in extremely limited areas in terms of Jammu - Kashmir.
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●In Jammu-Kashmir,
If a woman marries a person of any other states of India citizenship to the female ends!
In contrast if a woman marries a person from pakistan even that person will get citizenship of Jammu - Kashmir.
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●Because of Section 370
RTI does not apply in Kashmir.
RTE is not implemented
CAG does not apply..
Indian laws are not applicable
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●Shariat law is applicable to womens in Kashmir.
There are no rights to panchayats in kashmir
A peon only gets Rs 2500 in kashmir
Minorities in Kashmir [Hindu - Sikh] does not get 16% reservation.
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●Due to Section 370
Outsiders can not own land in Kashmir.
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●Because of Section 370 pakistanis gets Indian citizenship, for which they only need to marry girl from kashmir
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●Its a good start to remove section370.
At least one step has been taken further.
The new government has already raised this issue.!!
Now if someone wants to say something about these secular facts then they are welcome.!
Section 370 has to be removed
So please forward this message as much as possible. !

Funny moments of koffee with karan - Alia Bhatt