An inspirational speaker said:
"The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife."
Audience were in shock and silence.
He added: "She was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter followed!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
"The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that inspirational speaker.
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!
IF U CAN'T PASTE...!!!