Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..😯😯
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Itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti...😋😆😎b
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Iska koi solution nahi hai.
Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main "hanuman chalisa" padh kar sota hu.
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Unmarried boy: "Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai."
Father: "Kar le beta, phir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achhi lagengi."
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Assistant: "Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?"
Boss: "Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti"
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Husband- "tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?"
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha "Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na?
Touching story...
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat...
Designer piece hai!!!
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