Husband and wife jokes

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The sweetest msg:
Husband to wife : You  should learn to hug ur mistakes.
The Wife  immediately hugged Him! ๐Ÿ˜„
You can't stop laughing..
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Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....
Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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WIFE: Suno ji; agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!
Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa
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๐Ÿ˜˜Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi..
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€
Blast of the day:
Wife was kidnapped.
Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded  money.
Husband replied "ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."๐Ÿ˜ก
MUNDI  Bhej  MUNDI" ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜