Drunk men Jokes

Man calls wife after daaru party: Ghar nahin aa sakta.
Car ka steering-Break-Gear sab chori ho gaye.
After 1hr, he calls back again: Aa raha hoon, galti se pichhli seat pe baith gaya tha....
Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."
Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
Man replies "My Wife"!!!
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