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HUSBAND calls from Delhi to his WIFE in Chandigarh
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SERVANT picked the phone.





HUSBAND: Memsaab  se baat karao 





SERVANT: Woh toh Sahab ke saath kamre ๐Ÿšชmein hai





HUSBAND: Par Sahab to mai hoon 





SERVANT: Ab mai kya karu?






HUSBAND: Maar de dono ko  Mai hold karta hoon 





After killing..๐Ÿ”ช
SERVANT: Laasho ka kya karu? 





HUSBAND: Ghar ke piche wale swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa....






SERVANT: Par hamare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai..
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HUSBAND: Ye 45678922 hai...??





SERVANT: Nahi... Ye 45688922 hai...





HUSBAND: Oh Sorry, Wrong Number  