Santa and jyotish

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Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.

Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?

Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.

Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?

Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!

Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?

Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar ) Ji haan Maharaj...!

Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?

Santa ( jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!

Jyotishi :

AGLI BAAR AAYA TO..

KUNDLI LAANA..

RATION CARD NAHIN..! !
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