Why husbands avoid questions

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Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE:What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:No...

Wife-Why not?Don't you like being married?

Husband:Of course i do.

Wife:Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband:Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife:Would you live in our house with yournew Wife...?

Husband:Yes, it's a great house.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband:Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:No..I am sure she would want her own..

Wife:Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband:No, her size is '5'

Wife:--silence-

Husband:'shiiit'...!!!