Exam Jokes

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Now that Exam days are back....
So Refresh your Mind,
With this cool msgs...
What is education...???
Education is nothing but wasting 1/4th of your life to know how to waste 3/4th of your life..
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Har taraf padhaayi ka saaya hai..
Papero mein number kisne paaya hi..
Hum to yuhi jaate hai paper dene..
Aur dost kehte hai, dekho aaj phir padke aaya hai..
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Book khulti hai..
Exam ka samaah hota hai...
Isi mausam mein to dimaagh tabaah hota hai...
Dimaagh ki baatein Answer sheet pe nahi aati...
Yeh afsaana to Marksheet pe bayaan hota hai...
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Samundar bhar syllabus hai
Nadi bhar padh paate hai
Baalti bhar yaad rehta hai
Mug bhar likh paate hai
Chullu bhar number aate hai
Doob kar mar jaate hai
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Kehte hai ishq mein neend ud jaati hai...
Kehte hai ishq mein neend udjaati hai...
Kambaqht koi humse bhi ishq kare..
Exam sar per hai aur humein neend bahot aati hai...
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Arz kiya hai....
Woh mud mud kar hume dekh rahe the aur hum unhe...
Woh mud mud kar humein dekh rahe the aur hum unhe...
Kyuki...
Exam mein na unhe kuch aata tha aur na hume..😆
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Kehdo un padhne waalo se
Kabi hum bhi padaa karte the,
Jitna syllabus padh kar wo TOP karte hain..
Utna to hum chhod diya karte they..
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Padh likh kar kya karna hai..
Aaqir ek din sabko marna hai..
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya toh phir...
Saala... pehli class se hi toh padhna hai... so enjoy life...
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Teacher:- bacchon kasam khao kabhi sharaab, cigarette nahin piyoge...
Non- veg nahin khaaoge..
Ladki nahi chhedoge.
Desh ke liye apni jaan dedoge..
Bacche:- dedenge... aisi jaan ka karenge bhi kya
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