Pdho..its gud Funny Facts About Engineersš
1. For engineers every course šapart from engineeringš is easy
2. An engineer has the power of getting upš“ at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.⏰
3. T-shirt and jeansš are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.
4. A normal person will fixš the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.š§
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can't build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in pricešø of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will createš„ one and would start solving it.š¤
8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you're CUTE
This is how engineers flirt
10. An engineers's worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabusš in one night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.š
13. An Engineer will never sleepš“ in night and will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.šŖ
15. Never argue with an engineer because arguingš„ with Engineers is like killing the mosquitoš on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping✋ yourself.
16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, "Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!"
17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having bottle of beer in his hand.
18. There is always a hidden folderš in engineer's laptop...
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