Facts about an engineer

Pdho..its gud Funny Facts About Engineers😆
1. For engineers every course 📕apart from engineering📚 is easy
2. An engineer has the power of getting up😴 at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.⏰
3. T-shirt and jeans👖 are engineer's national dress and Maggi is the national food.
4. A normal person will fix📌 the broken things but an engineer will first break a thing and then he would fix it.🔧
5. An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they even can make time machine. However, he just can't build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer doesn't care for the rise in price💸 of petrol or gold but he gets mad when cigarette costs Rs.5.50 instead of 5.20.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem, then he will create📥 one and would start solving it.📤
8. An engineer can derive any relation just give them the final expression
9. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you're CUTE
This is how engineers flirt
10. An engineers's worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking the attendance.
11. An engineer can finish his syllabus📓 in one night.
12. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.😎
13. An Engineer will never sleep😴 in night and will never wake up in morning.
14. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.👪
15. Never argue with an engineer because arguing👥 with Engineers is like killing the mosquito🐜 on your cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you'll end up slapping✋ yourself.
16. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, "Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!"
17. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having  bottle of beer in his hand.
18. There is always a hidden folder📁 in engineer's laptop...
Share if u r a true engineer.........