Bhakth :- 'Baba' Pyar karna Padta hai ya ho Jata Hai ?
Baba :- 'Beta' Agar Ladki Khoobsurat ho aur Scooty pe ho... toh ho Jata Hai...
Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai..
Agar Ladki Badsoorat ho aur Audi mein ho... toh karna padta hai..
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Ek ladka aur ladki hotel mein gaye.
Waiter: Kya loge?
Ladki: Sabziyoo waali roti dena.
Waiter: What?
Ladka: Gaon ki hai, PIZZA maang rahi hai.