Narendra modi & Salman Khan

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After yest's meet of Modi and Salman Khan...
Rahul Gandhi must meet Uday Chopra to give tough competition to Salman-Modi meet.
Salman: Sir Bigg Boss dekhte ho?
Modi: Ye kya hai?
Salman: Thoda thoda parliament jaisa hi hai. Dekha karo sir.
.——Modi: Aur Katrina ke saath kaisa chal raha hai?
Salman: Jaisa aapka aur Nitish ka chal raha hai.
Modi: LOL
Salman: LOL
——Modi: Bhai SRK ke saath film karoge dobara?
Salman: Sir aap Rahul gandhi ke saath sarkar banaoge?
Modi: LOL
Salman: LOL
——-Salman: Sir, did you see "Dabang" ?
Modi: Every morning when I dress up in front of mirror.
Salman: Uh..Ohh
——-Modi: When I'm driving, even if a puppy …Salman: Don't talk to me about driving, yaar!
————Salman: Gujarat mein daaru kidhar hai?
Modi: Teri movies mein story kidhar hai?
*High five*..!!

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