Jokes on Men


If U advise them, they think U r dominating;
If U don't, U r not doing anything!😛
If they call,they r missing U;
If U call,U r disturbing them!😫
If they ask U anything,its their right;
If U ask them,U r interfering!
If they care,they luv U;
If U care,U r possessive🙎
So difficult....hats off to all great wives!!!!!!😬
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing  (For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up 

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? 
A: Who cares??? Just throw them

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!  

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt  seen either 


Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business


Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving 

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? 
A: Exchange him!! 


Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract! 


Pass this on to women who need a laugh and to men who can handle it !!