Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar Jokes Part 2

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Dekha hai pehli baar, Saajan ki Aankhon mein Pyaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Circumference of Circle is 2 Pi r,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Alok nath ji sikhayenge hume Sanskaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

A Man Walked into a bar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Cigarette Peene waalon ke Phephadon mein hota hai Tar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

I dont know who you are,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Arvind ke paas hai WagonR,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

CID aata hai har Shukravar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Chutney ke bina Dkokla hai bekaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Paani poori is dus ki chaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

1 pascal = 1.0x10^-5 baar
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, whatever the color,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Near, Far, Where ever you are,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

So What do you think of my car,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Chatur ne kiye Chamatkar pe Chamatkar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Ek duni do, do duni Chaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Safed hai Cement, Kala hai Tar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Salman ne kiya black buck ka shikaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Leonardo de caprio : Iss bar bhi oscar nahi mila yaar.
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Random Words that end with 'AAR'
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Dekha joh tujhe yaar, Dil mein baji guitar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Joker : Do you want to know How i got this scar?
Batman : Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

I want answers and Nation wants to know samachar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Daya, Tumharey Saamney Darwazey hain bekaar,
Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Kya aap karte hai biwi se pyaar?
Toh Abki Baar Modi Sarkar

Abki Baar Modi Sarkar Jokes Part 1