Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar Jokes Part 2

Dekha hai pehli baar, Saajan ki Aankhon mein Pyaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Circumference of Circle is 2 Pi r,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Alok nath ji sikhayenge hume Sanskaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

A Man Walked into a bar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Cigarette Peene waalon ke Phephadon mein hota hai Tar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

I dont know who you are,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Arvind ke paas hai WagonR,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

CID aata hai har Shukravar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Chutney ke bina Dkokla hai bekaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Paani poori is dus ki chaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

1 pascal = 1.0x10^-5 baar
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, whatever the color,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Near, Far, Where ever you are,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

So What do you think of my car,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Chatur ne kiye Chamatkar pe Chamatkar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Ek duni do, do duni Chaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Safed hai Cement, Kala hai Tar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Salman ne kiya black buck ka shikaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Leonardo de caprio : Iss bar bhi oscar nahi mila yaar.
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Random Words that end with 'AAR'
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Dekha joh tujhe yaar, Dil mein baji guitar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Joker : Do you want to know How i got this scar?
Batman : Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

I want answers and Nation wants to know samachar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Daya, Tumharey Saamney Darwazey hain bekaar,
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Kya aap karte hai biwi se pyaar?
Toh Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar

Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkar Jokes Part 1