Teachers Killer English

Haryana school Teacher's killer English:
1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin !
2. Both of you three .. stand together separately !
3. Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father !
5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?
6. I have TWO daughters: both are girls.
7. Stand in the middle of the corner !
8. The boy behind the last boy, please stand up...!! 