General Life Jokes - Facts or Fiction

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I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED ..
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEED ..
Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence .
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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
and
our new generation

.
.
removes
head phones
to give respect!
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What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt…..?
Answer-
Both don’t care for INDIANS…!!!
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Husband was throwing knives on wife’s photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her “hi, what r u doing?”
His honest reply,
“MISSING u!”
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India is running on trial and error……..
Error was congress and now trial will be BJP
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Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him for days.
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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement…!
Helper required..
Qualification:- Must have diabetes!
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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini -
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain… __________________________________
Santa- Teri aur bhabhi ki jodi to “Ram-Sita” ki jodi hai.
Banta- Kahan yaar!! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai…! __________________________________
What a Great New Generation it is!!
5 year old son was crying.
Dad came & asked
Why are you crying ? Tell me I’m your friend naa..
Son: Kuch nahi yaar.. Zara sa Horlicks kya nahi piya, teri ITEM bhadak gayi !!! __________________________________

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