# Maths jokes and puns

Maths jokes & puns

1. Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
2. Why do plants hate math?
3. Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
4. Why was the math book depressed?
5. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
6. Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper?
7. Why was the equal sign so humble?
8. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?
9. What do you call a number that can’t stay in one place?
10. Did you hear the one about the statistician?
11. What do you call dudes who love math?
12. I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig. I’ll even do statistics.
13. Why should you never talk to Pi?
14. Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common?
15. Are monsters good at math?
16. What’s the best way to flirt with a math teacher?
17. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
18. How do you stay warm in any room?
19. Why is six afraid of seven?
20. Why DID seven eat nine?
21. Why does nobody talk to circles?

1. Because he would have to convert.
2. It gives them square roots.
3. It was a mean thing to say!
4. It had a lot of problems.
5. Because it is never right.
6. They must be plotting something.
7. Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
8. The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).
9. A Roamin’ numeral.
10. Probably.
11. Algebros.
12. But graphing is where I draw the line!
13. Because she’ll go on and on and on forever.
14. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
15. Not unless you Count Dracula.
16. Use acute angle.
17. They’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
18. Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.
19. Because seven eight nine!
20. Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
21. Because there is no point.