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Hoshiyar Husband
Wife : Subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dala?
Husband : Tere Baap ne kaha tha "Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarah hai ise Murjhane mat dena"....
Super Insults:
Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . . Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tum...?? . . . Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . . Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . . Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . . Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . . Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..
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This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

Ultimate Hit!!
Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna  khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....

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